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anfa
Location: Geordieland, UK
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 Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:24 pm Reply with quote
I sat down today and squashed my left bollock!  
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Heather...
Location: State of bliss
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Fri Mar 09, 2007 3:03 am Reply with quote
I got a list....
predjudiced a-holes 
abusive male a-holes 
um...
i got more i am sure....
uh..
BUNNIES!!!!
Evil carrot eating hellions!
and what is with the carrots? why do they need such good eyesight anyway.
all that is wrong in the world can be traced back to bunnies!! i am sure of it
armogeden wrote: OFFICIAL HATE LIST
Breaking your guitar just after you buy it
Hooking up a hard drive and it breaking your cd drive
Your work not hiring a receptionist just to make everyones lives a little harder
Running out of vodka
Running out of beer
Needing to go a long way for a job interview
Paperwork
Making arrests
Paying child support
managing websites
DIY work
Going to court to settle a divorce
Finding time to raise two young kids
Finding time to spend with your kids
Finding time to chop
Paying the bills/morgage/car payments
Diabetes
New keyboard problems for Naiko 
Windows Vista
ICT coursework
Asthma
People who have no problems 
Having a breakdown
Doing all of the work and getting none of the credit
Working your ass off and not getting anything while the lazy people get everything
Zoloft
Mental block (or as I like to call it chopping block )
Ativan being addictive
Bad drivers that should learn to indicate properly
Drivers who slow down unnecessary
Drivers who smoke and lob the butts out of the car
Cigarette smoke smell
Drivers which make your computer crash
Sound cards defected
Pissing someone off only to find they've voted on everyone else's entries but yours in an attempt to lower your rank (  )
Being left out of threads
Having nothing to complain about
More to come....
so i've been saving for over a year to get myself a new guitar because the one i had was rubbish. anyway, so i recently bought a Gibson SG Special which i imported from america (even with the customs charges it works out at about £150 less expensive getting it from america, anyone who says american prices are expensive should be ashamed). it arrived about 1 week ago and just now i tripped over the cable and broke one of the tuning pegs clean off.
ARRRGGHHH
ARGH
I'm just ranting now...
if anyone else is annoyed with the little things in their life, rant away
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Heather...
Location: State of bliss
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Fri Mar 09, 2007 3:05 am Reply with quote
I have one!!
having Kia call its latest vehicle the nickname you have had since you were 18 years old-Rondo- and they dont even bother to give you one!
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couldb5150
Location: California & Idaho
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Fri Mar 09, 2007 4:01 am Reply with quote
having the stereo (not the cassette player) in your car go out and you have no radio....so to improvise you record some tunes off the radio at home ...later get in car...pop in the cassette and drive away...only minutes later to hear of a bad traffic (accident/jam/congestion) up ahead on your route....you quickly get off freeway and head back home to make the trip yet another day.....get home turn car off and cassette ejects automatically.....bringing to your attention you just averted a traffic snarl from two days ago you recorded off the radio with your tunes...........heres your sign !!!
pleas pass the dumbshit of the day award to me......and believe it or not I did this twice !!!!!DUH!!!!!
am i mental????
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couldb5150
Location: California & Idaho
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Fri Mar 09, 2007 4:05 am Reply with quote
Gf calls you on cell phone...you pick up on your cell.....(you are sneaking out of work early on a friday for grub and grog with the boys) you tell her "hun I have to go and will be running late tonight due to tons of paperwork..........." she say ahhh ok i guess ...you both hang up....two seconds later u are at a red light and theres a gentle tap at your rear bumper of car ........Yup there she is ....trying to just be "cute" and call your cell from directly behind ya in her car.....does the word CAUGHT !!! ring a bell.......shes now an ex.......bwahahhah any wonders why?
yes ladies we are ALL pigs!
am i mental
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couldb5150
Location: California & Idaho
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Fri Mar 09, 2007 4:09 am Reply with quote
$55,000 brand new Porsche
3hrs after purchase of car $9.95 2 pitchers of beer w buddy
3hrs 45 minutes after purchase of car .......airborne at over 100mph!!!
car gone...
health...gone
hangover ..present and accounted for....
DUI arrest....Done
Fines...fees and hospitalization aprox $100,000
Lesson learned .........Priceless
she was a (brief) sweet ride!!!!
am i mental
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couldb5150
Location: California & Idaho
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Fri Mar 09, 2007 4:12 am Reply with quote
so quiz for the day...what do ya get when ya cross a 911 turbo porsche.....lack of sleep.....copius quantities of beer...a hi rate of speed and the back of a stoped black and white (police car)??
anyone ...anyone??...bueller???...bueller?
YA GET ONE HELL OF AN IMPACT BETWEEN VEHICLES AND AN ALL EXPENSES PAID TRIP TO JAIL...ONLY LATER TO DEAL W THE LAWSUIT OF THE COP YA HIT FOR HE NEVER WORKS AGAIN....
TRUE STORY ...
C'EST LA VIE!
AM I MENTAL???
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creatrix
Location: USA (but I didn't vote for the shrub.)
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Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:04 am Reply with quote
Okay... I loathe satellite radio. Why, you ask? Okay, bare with me here.
I'm a nerd. I like NPR. So here I am, sitting in my car, minding my own business listening to a piece on Turkey's denial of the 1915 Armenian genocide or something when I get a red light andsome big-ass SUV pulls up next to me.
Okay, this should be no problem, but thanks to sattellite radio, I am now listening to Howard Stern trying to convince some chick to give him some oral gratification. Now, I'm a nerd, but not a prude... I'm not offended per se, but dammit, I wanted to hear about the journalist who was murdered for recognizing the genocide and I'm just about to hear something important when Howard breaks in with his begging.
KEEP YOUR BLOODY SATELLITE SIGNALS TO YOURSELF, DAMMIT!!!
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Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:37 am Reply with quote
Having a bad day,
they stole my bike today, not fun as it is my only means of transportation
client missing, no payment received for the job I did (luckily product not delivered, but hell, I worked long on it)..
some twat called me to ask how to make an illegal copy of windows legal.. buy it you dumb sh*t, and I'm a developer not a lawyer.
somebody who I hardly see calls me with a stupid question how to blow out an egg.. do I look like I blow eggs whole day? stupid twat...
another called me his mp3 player is not working, is there something wrong with the software? How the hell would I know, I'm a developer not a hardware specialist
and for those last 3, do I look like f*g wikipedia or google? You've got internet, use google or something, don't bother me with your stupid questions
Went to bank, but was closed without any reason...
still have coffee and cake though...
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creatrix
Location: USA (but I didn't vote for the shrub.)
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Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:42 am Reply with quote
Grefix wrote: Having a bad day,
they stole my bike today, not fun as it is my only means of transportation
client missing, no payment received for the job I did (luckily product not delivered, but hell, I worked long on it)..
some twat called me to ask how to make an illegal copy of windows legal.. buy it you dumb sh*t, and I'm a developer not a lawyer.
somebody who I hardly see calls me with a stupid question how to blow out an egg.. do I look like I blow eggs whole day? stupid twat...
another called me his mp3 player is not working, is there something wrong with the software? How the hell would I know, I'm a developer not a hardware specialist
and for those last 3, do I look like f*g wikipedia or google? You've got internet, use google or something, don't bother me with your stupid questions
Went to bank, but was closed without any reason...
still have coffee and cake though...
Twats are, I fear, an occupational hazzard of computer literacy. I've nowhere near your knowledge but I get twatty questions all the time: how do I attach an email to an email? How do I change the print size on my excel spreadsheet? How do I edit a picture in PowerPoint?
So lets add twats with stupid questions to the hate list!!
as for blowing out an egg... I think you start with a grenade.....
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Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:10 pm Reply with quote
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creatrix
Location: USA (but I didn't vote for the shrub.)
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Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:24 pm Reply with quote
Sliver wrote:
wish my left AND right bullocks would squash down to, say, a size 8!!
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MindGraph
Location: Augusta, Georgia
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Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:06 pm Reply with quote
I can relate.....I have this nasty hang nail goin on
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