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ReyRey
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Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:18 pm Reply with quote
First time was in a standard. It was dark and we could not see what we were doing. She chipped her tooth on the stick shift.
_________________ I try to think, but nothing happens.
Splodge..you rock!! Wherever you are.
I keep checking the obituaries to see if my name is there. If it's not, then I figure I'm ok.
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ReyRey
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Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:22 pm Reply with quote
My wife told me she wanted to have sex in the back seat of the car. She told me to stay in the front and drive.
_________________ I try to think, but nothing happens.
Splodge..you rock!! Wherever you are.
I keep checking the obituaries to see if my name is there. If it's not, then I figure I'm ok.
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ReyRey
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Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:24 pm Reply with quote
I tried to have sex in the car but it's hard to hold the magazine and drive at the same time.
_________________ I try to think, but nothing happens.
Splodge..you rock!! Wherever you are.
I keep checking the obituaries to see if my name is there. If it's not, then I figure I'm ok.
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ReyRey
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Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:28 pm Reply with quote
I tried to have sex in the car. I hit a tree.
_________________ I try to think, but nothing happens.
Splodge..you rock!! Wherever you are.
I keep checking the obituaries to see if my name is there. If it's not, then I figure I'm ok.
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ReyRey
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Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:30 pm Reply with quote
_________________ I try to think, but nothing happens.
Splodge..you rock!! Wherever you are.
I keep checking the obituaries to see if my name is there. If it's not, then I figure I'm ok.
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ReyRey
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Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:32 pm Reply with quote
My first time I was raped in one of these. It was in a place called Yorkshire.
I never got a good look at the creep.
_________________ I try to think, but nothing happens.
Splodge..you rock!! Wherever you are.
I keep checking the obituaries to see if my name is there. If it's not, then I figure I'm ok.
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ReyRey
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Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:37 pm Reply with quote
_________________ I try to think, but nothing happens.
Splodge..you rock!! Wherever you are.
I keep checking the obituaries to see if my name is there. If it's not, then I figure I'm ok.
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Martrex
Location: California
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Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:37 pm Reply with quote
For me it was back in 1970 my babysitter took advantage of me in her 69 chevy. I was only going for icecream. She wanted something else?
Afterwards she turned the car towards our house and I said
"What no icecream. You just wanted to use me and then throw me away. All I'm good for is sex."
Yet she got paid for it! (Odd, isn't it?)
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ReyRey
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Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:40 pm Reply with quote
_________________ I try to think, but nothing happens.
Splodge..you rock!! Wherever you are.
I keep checking the obituaries to see if my name is there. If it's not, then I figure I'm ok.
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ReyRey
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Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:41 pm Reply with quote
Ice cream?? Sex???? Same thing. No?
_________________ I try to think, but nothing happens.
Splodge..you rock!! Wherever you are.
I keep checking the obituaries to see if my name is there. If it's not, then I figure I'm ok.
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ReyRey
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Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:50 pm Reply with quote
My first time was a pinto. What a cute pony it was.
_________________ I try to think, but nothing happens.
Splodge..you rock!! Wherever you are.
I keep checking the obituaries to see if my name is there. If it's not, then I figure I'm ok.
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ReyRey
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Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:51 pm Reply with quote
My first time was in a BMW. (big mouth woman)
_________________ I try to think, but nothing happens.
Splodge..you rock!! Wherever you are.
I keep checking the obituaries to see if my name is there. If it's not, then I figure I'm ok.
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ReyRey
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Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:08 pm Reply with quote
My first time was in a tiny car with about 30 clowns.
Clowns taste funny.
_________________ I try to think, but nothing happens.
Splodge..you rock!! Wherever you are.
I keep checking the obituaries to see if my name is there. If it's not, then I figure I'm ok.
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