Dude. OMG. My fave sammich everrrr.
Plz don't post it, it's painful enough there's not a Bennigans anywhere within several hundred miles...

http://www.bennigans.com/images/micro_menu/food_montecristo.jpg

On the list of things to worry about in this world, Marco's chops are pretty low on my list. I'm all for beating people up if it's funny. It can be serious and funny all at the same time. So for now, I'll just have a sammich...or sex. Which ever comes first. So Arc, Have a sammich. I'm sure your arm is pretty tired of sex. Now that's funny. See what I did there....How I turned it into... Oh nevermind.
(Arc,Just kidding my friend)

People are insecure as hell. You can be more right than a 90 degree angle, and if "the powers that be" decide you are wrong.....MATLOCK could not prove your case. I have seen folks here be all for an idea.....then let a few of the PTB say NAY.....YOU can watch as the landslide starts....Next thing you know.....NO-ONE ever even liked the idea. Hell...they may even PM proc to ban ya....or shut you out the forums all together. Arc i respect your right to say what you feel, but be carefull...because those that are fueling the fire now....may start dumping water without warning....and guess who they are blaming for the giant burn in the floor. If i have learned anything here...it's that i could turn copy paper into goldleaf with PS and most would not even look at it without turning up thier nose....mainly because i did it.....well... that and the fact that i suck at PS.....but you get the point.

EDIT:...Manic=EVE.... now that's funny as hell.

let us organize a punitive expedition in the UK, let's put an end to this!!! A couple' broken bones should do the job.

finger bones if i may add...

I used to do that, until I started getting PMs like "You want to put my chop down by criticizing it???" or "If you have nothing pleasant to say just keep yer mouth shut and don't screw my entry..."

once people don't like people pointing flaws so they can fix it, why should I do it. They rather figure by themselves, or just keeping appreciating crap and being flattered by false "wow... good job n!!!!" kinda comments...

Oh i love all you guys, everyone has an opinion, and this place is never boring.

I mean I just come back from an extended weekend break with the family, and see this thread.

Seriously, great reading, and like I said, everyone is worth an opinion, cheers all.

Oh, and I like Fishfingers in batter sandwiches with tartar sauce and lettuce on crusty self sliced bread mmmmmmmmmm

See? SEE? He's being NICE! Damn it Marco, STOP TRYING TO MANIPULATE ME INTO DOING YOUR WILL! You you... BASTART!!!


(see? I used the word "tart" in there. It is slang for SL*T but also is a (working with this threads shameful re-naming concept) food product! I hope you all will take a moment away from going on about Marco's brilliance to acknowledge, if only for a minute, my Comic (and EVIL) Genius. Thanks. Thanks so much for that)

See what I mean by "I'm mr. nice guy"?

"Arc... I forgive you..."


ps. supak... why go after marco? Let's get his wife and kids!!! You're italian dammit!!! You should know about mafia better than me!!!!

By the way, I don't think I am second best or first, I leave those to Claf, Anfa, and Mr. Billtvshow.

I too have false modesty Rey... it's ok...

If 4 out of 5 marco's wins are crap and not deserved, that means about 27 wins are well deserved, which is quite good. Few choppers can claim to have 27 well deserved winning entries here. That's remarquable. But for many that accomplishment means nothing because (I will quote Reindude here) he trows so much shit at the wall... Some has to stick here and there.

Now, my only advice to Marco to eventually be considered like a top chopper by those real PSC top choppers would be to actually stop trowing all that shit and start trowing only arrows right in the middle of the target. Use all that time you seem to have chopping those 30 averages entries each month (they are), to create 5, 6 or 7 masterpieces and you'll earn the respect of those guys (even if I'm sure you dont give a fuck about it... but that's another issue).

BTW, congrats for that 5 in 5 without spilling a single drop of blood...

hey, i'm a man of honor, i don't go there...