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dewdew
Location: Upstate South Kack-a-lack
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 Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:12 pm Reply with quote
Never start shit with someone whos neck is bigger around than your head..... 
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cafn8d
Location: Massachusetts
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Sat Aug 23, 2008 3:23 pm Reply with quote
Go for the kneecaps.... but make sure you have a good dental plan first. 
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dewdew
Location: Upstate South Kack-a-lack
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Sat Aug 23, 2008 9:38 pm Reply with quote
jerryhami wrote: Don't fry BACON Naked  
This is priceless advise.  ......good one. 
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NOGOODSK8RPUNK
Location: hum let me think, oh i know, if you look real hard i sometimes appear in your forum's text box
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Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:24 pm Reply with quote
never fool around w/ your girlfriends sister or mother  otherwise you wind up dating the whole family
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PSC is like a gang... i got beat in... if i leave... they'll beat me off!!!
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the burning couch
Location: I don't know, but it sure is dark in here
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Sun Aug 24, 2008 12:52 am Reply with quote
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Half of writing history is hiding the truth.~ Mal
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NOGOODSK8RPUNK
Location: hum let me think, oh i know, if you look real hard i sometimes appear in your forum's text box
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Sun Aug 24, 2008 4:19 am Reply with quote
thats like two river rocks sandwiching a green slime you might as well ask for giaradia in your drinking water... oh wait us people in the pdx area get it through our tap.... why you think we drink so much brewskies dont worry rein dude... it doesn't effect canadians 
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PSC is like a gang... i got beat in... if i leave... they'll beat me off!!!
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Bic9000
Location: U.K.
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Sun Aug 24, 2008 6:10 am Reply with quote
Being asked to put the kettle on does not mean you should attempt to wear it like a pullover
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I know I'm God 'cos every time I pray, I feel like I'm just talking to myself!
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NOGOODSK8RPUNK
Location: hum let me think, oh i know, if you look real hard i sometimes appear in your forum's text box
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Sun Aug 24, 2008 7:54 pm Reply with quote
when it rains in oregon think of it as almost a daily car wash 
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PSC is like a gang... i got beat in... if i leave... they'll beat me off!!!
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rockyjob
Location: Anywhere but where I am.
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Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:03 pm Reply with quote
Don't take a shower with your clothes on
as wierd as it may sound your supposed to take them off 
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rockyjob
Location: Anywhere but where I am.
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Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:04 pm Reply with quote
Don't flush the toilet before you pee
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cafn8d
Location: Massachusetts
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Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:29 pm Reply with quote
If you're a male, don't pee into the wind.
If you're a female desperate enough to pee outdoors, be sure to face uphill.
Don't spit straight up. Especially don't spit straight up then try to claim it's raining when everyone can see it's a slimy loogie all over your face. 
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