What's good for the Goose..is good for the Gander.  

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or so i'm told
If more than one are called Geese.  How many does it take to make a Gaggle? 
I was driving on a road by a pond....as i make a curve i notice a Male Goose standing right in the middle of the road watching, as a line of female cross the raod to get from one pond to another. I pull up and stop like i'm waiting on kids to cross the raod  

 The Gander turns around and gives me a honk.... 

 i think what the hell...then all the sudden he opened both wings wide....stuck his neck out and started toward my truck HISSING.  
  
 Dude, i thought he was going to try and eat the truck.  

 As the others finally crossed..he backed down and went on his way...COCKY LITTLE BASTARDS.  
  