My Nephew has just been round and when he told me this I was crying with laughter. I can't get it out of my head it is so fucked up!

My brother's mate and his wife have a son that is autistic. He's 20 years old so they've just started leaving him home alone. They had been out for a couple of drinks and when they came back they found him sitting in a seat with cuts and blood all over his arms rocking back and forth with a huge grin on his face. They where totally freaked and when they asked him what happened he just kept saying "I've got one, I've got one."
They kept asking him "What have you got?" and he eventually said "I've got one of them goblins off Harry Potter, I've locked it in the shed!". They went into the garden and when they unlocked the shed door a dwarf came bursting out kicking and screaming, going totally mental. He had been delivering leaflets for a pizza shop and when he came to the front door the son captured him. When the dwarf was locked in the shed he phoned the police on his mobile phone telling them he had been kidnapped. The police traced it and sent an armed response team.

Priceless!

omg... LMAO

Sounds like it would make a good screen play scenario for one of the many junk TV sitcoms out there.

:lo

OMG! This is classic!

thats just wrong........

It's mental! I really feel sorry for the little fella. He must need some therapy after that ordeal.