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TofuTheGreat
Location: Back where I belong.
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 Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:49 pm Reply with quote
Quote: iPhone
Pretty much the coolest portable gadget ever made. It has only one button and everything else is operated by the touch screen. It's an ipod, a phone, and an internet browser. It can also be a remote control, computer mouse, electric razor, mouse trap, a taser, deodorant, hand grenade, a condom, wipes your ass, and gives you eternal life.
John: Yo, Mike, we're going to a nightclub to get some action. You bring the condoms?
Mike: No, I have my iPhone
Quote: procrastination
A similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize that you just fucked yourself.
Quote: relationship
A legal form of prostitution where a female collects money, cars, and other valuable things in exchange for intercourse.
*note the word intercourse had to be substituted for s e x because apparently that equals spam. 
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Procyon
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Location: Toronto, ON
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Fri Mar 26, 2010 4:07 pm Reply with quote
It's actually pretty funny to search for your name on UD.
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TofuTheGreat
Location: Back where I belong.
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Fri Mar 26, 2010 4:42 pm Reply with quote
Procyon wrote: It's actually pretty funny to search for your name on UD. Why are you searching for my name on UD? 
_________________ Why I do believe it's pants-less o'clock! - Lar deSouza
”The mind is like a parachute, it doesn’t work if it isn’t open.” - Frank Zappa
Created using photoshop and absolutely no talent. - reyrey
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YerPalAl
Location: On Deck, South by Southeast
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Fri Mar 26, 2010 5:28 pm Reply with quote
. . . . . for driving directions to your back yard. 
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Oscar
Location: Northern California
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Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:27 pm Reply with quote
Oscar
Latin, sexy, young guy with cool sexy voice...
Hey, Oscar !!!
The master of all humans, the person who has control of the world, and the coolest person in the planet.
"let's finish building Oscar his new temple, because if we don't finish it today he will
whip us with his giant wookie."
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SCWIDVICIOUS
Location: pfft..
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Sat Mar 27, 2010 3:24 pm Reply with quote
Bukkake
is when a Mommy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy all decide that Mommy needs some special facial moisturiser
heffer
a really fat bitch, one comparable to a cow's size
dejabrew
Much like deja vu dejabrew is when you start to remember things you did last night while drinking an excessive amount of beer.
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Designed2522
Location: my special place
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Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:56 pm Reply with quote
ho ho ho
Santa's laugh, also see Paris Hilton
hate
a special kind of love given to people who suck
Wicked
origins: Boston, Massachusetts, but is now commonly used all over New England. If you're from Iowa (or anywhere that isn't New England) and you use this word, you sound like a dumb ass.
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TofuTheGreat
Location: Back where I belong.
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Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:37 am Reply with quote
_________________ Why I do believe it's pants-less o'clock! - Lar deSouza
”The mind is like a parachute, it doesn’t work if it isn’t open.” - Frank Zappa
Created using photoshop and absolutely no talent. - reyrey
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Procyon
Site Admin
Location: Toronto, ON
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Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:54 am Reply with quote
Eve: First girl.
Most important girl therefore.
Everything a girl is suppose to be.
You cant call Eve 'fit' or 'hot'
Eve is so much more.
Eve is beautiful.
I dated an Eve. Woah.
Eves are amazing. looking for another .
If you know or have an Eve , you are one lucky man.
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Eve
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Location: Planet Earth
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Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:17 am Reply with quote
Procyon wrote: Eve: First girl.
Most important girl therefore.
Everything a girl is suppose to be.
You cant call Eve 'fit' or 'hot'
Eve is so much more.
Eve is beautiful.
I dated an Eve. Woah.
Eves are amazing. looking for another .
If you know or have an Eve , you are one lucky man.
....and how exactly do you find this ?
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MonkeeDrummer
Location: Somewhere between Logic and La-La Land
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Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:57 am Reply with quote
Urban Dictionary wrote: Adam: The first man to ever get laid.
hmm... 
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