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tpsimer

Location: Largo, FL

Post Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:04 pm   Reply with quote         


Hey choppers , a little story...Funny...but, not so funny!

Here goes...I'll start at the beginning with getting a hair cut by a client who bleached my hair. Turned out kind of yellow. Anyway, I work part time with a bunch of redneck roofers. I sell residential roofing for these guys. Needless to say i got harassed about the new hairstyle.

Next day outside the shop, it was hot and I had a hat on. Took it off to wipe my brow. The gif shows you what happened next.



The wasp stung me twice on top of my head before I could get the hat off. Guys were rolling with laughter when I went flailing to kill the damn wasp. Somebody yelled out I deserved it for walking around like a giant sunflower.

Yeah it hurt. After a few minutes it started to burn.

Me? I'm in great shape, have no allergies, been stung by bees, wasps, yellow-jackets and never get sick. I'm kinda tough and am a formidable fellow at 6 ft tall 195 lbs. but...

I GOT MY ASS KICKED BY A 1/16 OZ WASP!!

In five more minutes I got really dizzy and had to sit down. I then felt my body temperature go way up, got very sweaty and more dizzy. I actually dialed 911 and had my thumb on the send button just in case.

It took about ten minutes to feel somewhat stable again. It took another hour and a half to totally stop the nervous shaking and feel completely normal.

You can bet that won't ever happen again!!




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Tesore

Location: On the way to Utopia!

Post Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:19 pm   Reply with quote         


No, that's not funny! Confused



How's the wasp?

Sorry Laughing




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TofuTheGreat

Location: Back where I belong.

Post Sat Mar 26, 2011 2:37 am   Reply with quote         


Tesore wrote:
No, that's not funny! Confused



How's the wasp?

Sorry Laughing
Laughing




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Marx-Man

Location: The United Kingdom!

Post Sat Mar 26, 2011 6:43 am   Reply with quote         


Allergen reactions only occur on your second exposure.

The first exposure creates the memory of the toxin, from that point on you either have an allergy or you don't.




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Martrex

Location: California

Post Sat Mar 26, 2011 11:44 am   Reply with quote         


So wasp 1 Goliath 0, with his little itty bitty stinger brought goliath down to the ground. Sorry but it is funny since it wasn't me. So changing the sunflower fo something more subtle? Laughing Laughing Laughing


tpsimer wrote:
Hey choppers , a little story...Funny...but, not so funny!

Here goes...I'll start at the beginning with getting a hair cut by a client who bleached my hair. Turned out kind of yellow. Anyway, I work part time with a bunch of redneck roofers. I sell residential roofing for these guys. Needless to say i got harassed about the new hairstyle.

Next day outside the shop, it was hot and I had a hat on. Took it off to wipe my brow. The gif shows you what happened next.



The wasp stung me twice on top of my head before I could get the hat off. Guys were rolling with laughter when I went flailing to kill the damn wasp. Somebody yelled out I deserved it for walking around like a giant sunflower.

Yeah it hurt. After a few minutes it started to burn.

Me? I'm in great shape, have no allergies, been stung by bees, wasps, yellow-jackets and never get sick. I'm kinda tough and am a formidable fellow at 6 ft tall 195 lbs. but...

I GOT MY ASS KICKED BY A 1/16 OZ WASP!!

In five more minutes I got really dizzy and had to sit down. I then felt my body temperature go way up, got very sweaty and more dizzy. I actually dialed 911 and had my thumb on the send button just in case.

It took about ten minutes to feel somewhat stable again. It took another hour and a half to totally stop the nervous shaking and feel completely normal.

You can bet that won't ever happen again!!




YerPalAl

Location: On Deck, South by Southeast

Post Sun Mar 27, 2011 6:49 pm   Reply with quote         


CRAP!!

OUCH!!

SORRY!




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Paul Von Stetina

Location: Deep Shit

Post Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:30 am   Reply with quote         


The only reason the wasp stung you is because it felt trapped...
next time wear a hat that makes them feel more at home, give it a door so they can come and go. Wink


When we were kids, we played this game called murder ball, whoever had the ball got murdered if they got caught, well I had the ball and was hiding in some bushes when a wasp stung my ass, I got a double whammy when I ran out screaming and got dog piled, my older brothers still laugh about that as my dad pulled down my pants and one of my cheeks was chewed Laughing Shocked




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