I don't know if I have 'proven' myself to be an asshole...but I feel I've at least made a good case for it

Isn't owning people illegal?

I really like having folks who want others banned for "bashing," well. . . bash me. I don't care about votes or friends here. . .it's the internet. . . . it's the internet (had to say again). Here comes the shock . . . it's not REAL.

I love chopping for fun. . . when I'm bored with life, I come here to play but I try to do it with humor and style and since I was listed as a developer in Photoshop 1.7, I think I kinda' know how to chop. With a freelance six-figure income of which a lot of it has to do with Photoshop. . . yeah, I feel I can voice an experienced opinion.

If you suck, i.e. your idea of chopping is to blur the background, add 3 filters and love what you've done in 12.765 minutes, then I WILL call you on it.

As a professional graphic artist (BFA in Publication Design), I had to chop through a world of people with NO art skills who took some community college courses and bought a computer and yet dared to call themselves graphic "artists." If you use a PC instead of a Mac, you suck. period. You clearly don't know what you are doing.

I'm not being paid to give critiques or give people "insights" into what they're doing wrong. Pay me and I might.. . . might.

If these contests are for "fun" then allow me to have my fun in giving my opinion. I do NOT have to explain it or rationalize my thinking to anyone here. . . . unless you pay me my hourly rate.

If you can't have "fun" because of my comments, then please ignore them. After all, you can't be offended without your own permission.

not on the East Coast

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Really. . . . eight pages now? I own you.

Now for a brief intermission.