She has small and nice boobs too... but a damn fine ass and pussy.

The fuck is your problem? I need an adult!

This is going well!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG2ZKxKVO_c&feature=fvst[/youtube]

Johnny Lydon is a genius. I love the sarcasm that just drips from his lyrics. Pure genius!

There's no point in asking, you'll get no reply
Oh just remember I don't decide
I got no reason it's all too much
You'll always find us out to lunch

Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty
we're vacant
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty
A vacant

Don't ask us to attend 'cos we're not all there
Oh don't pretend 'cos I don't care
I don't believe illusions 'cos too much is real
So stop you're cheap comment 'cos we know what we feel

Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty
we're vacant
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty
we're vacant ah
But now and we don't care

There's no point in asking you'll get no reply
Oh just remember a don't decide
I got no reason it's all too much
You'll always find me out to lunch
We're out on lunch

Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty
we're vacant
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty
we're vacant
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty ah
But now and we don't care

We're pretty
A pretty vacant
We're pretty
A pretty vacant
We're pretty
A pretty vacant
We're pretty
A pretty vacant

And we don't care.

I think Pretty Vacant should be the PSC anthem. We are all "Out to lunch" admit it! lol
For the non English speaking among us "out to lunch" is a term that means "mental".. so does "vacant" btw.

I've got dolphins n my trousers

Oh! Late Happy Birthday Tony!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANzZkjOuWAw[/youtube]

One Two Three Four!

Feelin' sorry, feelin' sad
So many ugly people, I feel bad
I'm so cute, they're so homely
Some of them at home 'n' lonely
Wish they could be very cute like me
But they will never get to be
Some folks got it, some folks don't
Some so ugly they never won't

Everybody see his hair
See his clothes I'm sure you care
Terry Ted is really sweet
Watch the way he keep the beat

Sweet as honey, he's a piece of cake
From the ginseng root 'n' stuff he take
Vitamin E 'n' all the B's
He's so cool he'll make you freeze
Make you freeze, make you freeze
Excuse me please

Step aside, I'm gonna ride
I'm gonna strut, I'm gonna slide
Hey, ugly folks, go get some cyanide
An' die die die die die

A-ren-nen-nen-ah-ren-nen-nen
A-ren-nen-nen-uh-rennda
A-ren-nen-nen-ah-ren-nen-nen
A-rennda-rennda-rahhh (etc. repeats)

Ugly is bad
And bad is wrong
And wrong is sinful
And sin leads to eternal damnation
An' hot burnin' fire, hot burnin'fire
Hot burnin' fire, hot burnin' fire
Screams of agony, screams of agony
Screams of agony, screams of agony
Arrrrrrrghhhhhhh!

One Two Three Four

I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute! ... ...

But Zappa is actually mental.

I really hope that was a random insane comment and not a Scottish euphemism for something!

I think the best insult I've ever had on this site was from Arc. Not because it was insulting but because to this day it is still one of the funniest things I've ever read on the interwebs. He called me a "Newcastle Geordie UK wanker".
Watch out for them Newcastle Geordie UK wankers, they are the worst kind of wankers there is.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv3AY1zTzaE[/youtube]

And now for something completely different...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeFH-QoAPCk[/youtube]

Candygram for Anfa..!!