This just in ladies and gentlemen.. Apparently the PSC Squirrel's body has gone missing from the Springfield morgue. Authorities are truly baffled with this one. Who would want to steal the body of a decomposing squirrel?!

In other news, just blocks away from the city morgue, a local accordian shop has been broken into.and one accordian was stolen. It appears that the theives entered the shop by gnawing a small hole in the front door and bypassing the security system. The only evidence the culprits left behind were two lone acorns. The owner of the shop is offering a $2,000 reward for any information that will lead to the arrest of those responsible.

What a strange day here at the springfield news... I'm going for a drink.

I have an idea a REBELLION is brewing!

Moms, lock up your daughters and your squeezeBoxes~!

I'm NOT locking up my daughters or my squeezeboxes. Sorry.

I'm handing them guns, and telling them to use squirrels as target practice. Anfa, you do the same.

I hope my ongoing effort to spark the creative juices here at PSC to
Come Up With Something New!!!! will be successful.

Damn squirrels.

C'mon, pick another animal. PLEASE????

YES!!! GUNS!!! GOOOOD!!

Well, at least Nancers isn't shitting on accordions.

I wouldn't want to live in a tree hole in HER backyard though!

I have found a new animal to use. The OKAPI!!!

But its NOT playing an ACCORDION! WTF?!?

Sweetie...look at it's ass. It IS an accordian.

I think that this is about as close to an accordion-playing okapi as I can get...

LOL and even LMAO for both Mason & Nancers!


(question: when I use an LOL is it okay to add in the or is that too much frickin laughing? I'd hate to be uncool in this matter - even though I DO play the accordion!)