I am envious of The King of Dew.

He can have a satisfactory shit in only 15~25 minutes. Where as I, a Canadian, am forced (due to a strange social structures embedded in my behavioral patterns since childhood) to take the entire month of September to have a successful poop.

Ah... in some strange way DewKing's powerPooping ability almost inspires me in some strange and not understood way. *sigh*

And yet, I have more shit to get to. In my own slow poopiing manner... or manor (!! ! ! !)


*sigh again*

Adios - it was fun to pause from the pooping to say "hi' ! !

Okay lets continue the festivities....

September 20th will be Poop like a Pirate Day!! Avatars optional

AND NO I WONT BE JUDGING!!!

Hey Dew go back and wash ya bloody hands...not that there bloody, cause there not bloody just dirty after ya poop...there not bloody are they...if they are bloody then I wanna know what the hell ya did in there...who else wqs involved and when ya posting the picks...if not...then move along nothing to read here...