get a pellet gun

not to mention that little avian flu problem...

Hax, you are one strange guy

we're all gonna die

Heh... reminds me of an early contest entry of mine:

(Thumbnail only at the mo - I've lost the original If I find it I'll repost)

Also - was I the only one to find some macabre humour in the headlines from earlier this week:

"Bird flu found in Turkey" (gobble, gobble?) and "Bird flu vaccine flying off the shelves" (ho ho.)

And finally - the latest version of that classic joke:

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Who cares? If it's coming this way - run like hell!!!"