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What should I do?

Kill him

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9%

[ 2 ]

Erase his hardrive

33%

33%

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all of the above

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57%

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Total Votes: 21

Post Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:07 pm   Reply with quote         


Ok, long story. we have had a rather horrible house guest for the past two weeks. He is an old family friend who moved out here from California. He is the worst possible house guest you could ever possibly imagine. He stinks, he smokes, he eats all the food, and leaves the mess for everyone else to clean up. I never knew one person could make a house smell so bad. He sits around all day, being lazy, instead of looking for a job so that he can move out. He argues with everyone about the stupidest, most irrelevant things. For example, when I ask him about some work I am doing in photoshop, about a specific part I am working on, he starts going on about how the lighting isn't right in th original source picture. I'm not asking about the damn lighting in the orginal source picture!
He even puts the toilet paper on backwards, after using it all.

Anyways, He has his own pc, I went as far as to set the whole effing thing up for him, connected it to the internet, the whole deal. But he still, for some unknown reason I doubt even God can tell, insists on using our computer. The problem is, he has the stupidest habits, like changing all the settings after I tell him repeatedly not to. He keeps emptying the history cache, and the favorites. He "cleans" up our files, which is really pissing me off. Finally, he managed to delete ALL OF MY FILES ON THE PC! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGH!!! FOOOOOOOOL! Anyways, luckily, I had backed up most of my new stuff 2 weeks ago. Unfortunately, everything between then and now is gone. Which is why I wasn't able to enter the third contest, even though I had finished the freaking thing. So, that, combined with all the other crap going on at the moment has really made it hard for me to chop, much less even get on the effing computer. So, just so you know... Rolling Eyes




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Post Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:29 pm   Reply with quote         


Options:

- Password protect your PC?
- Move your PC to your room?
- Complain to your folks about the "cuddling"
- Add industrial strength laxatives to his food
- Sign him up for the foreign legion / peace corp / as a Mail-order groom
- Out-stink him and when the parents complain tell them you're just emulating your new hero!




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Post Thu Feb 23, 2006 6:54 pm   Reply with quote         


Laughing Laughing Laughing
Tofu, too funny.
Mason, take his advice or divorce your parents for bad taste in friends.

Laughing Laughing Laughing




Cambria

Location: Sunny So California

Post Thu Feb 23, 2006 10:00 pm   Reply with quote         


TofuTheGreat wrote:
Options:

- Password protect your PC?
- Move your PC to your room?
- Complain to your folks about the "cuddling"
- Add industrial strength laxatives to his food
- Sign him up for the foreign legion / peace corp / as a Mail-order groom
- Out-stink him and when the parents complain tell them you're just emulating your new hero!


I think the "cuddling" would do it for me concerning MY kids!
Why not "clean up" important files of your dad's & say...Oh... our "GUEST" must have helped out once again!
Or use the homework excuse. You need the computer to do research on your homework.
BTW....
He's emptying the cache & history so you can't see the apple juice sites he going to.




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Post Thu Feb 23, 2006 10:21 pm   Reply with quote         


thats just great...but you missed the part about why we would care for an explanation?

Hmmm Argh




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Post Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:02 pm   Reply with quote         


Showcase wrote:
thats just great...but you missed the part about why we would care for an explanation?

Hmmm Argh


Wow. I could almost HEAR Simon Cowell's voice saying that! Laughing




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Post Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:42 pm   Reply with quote         


Lol yeah, I know. but I just really had the urge to write an essay about it. Plus, it explains to DoaC why I am the worst team member ever. I mean, I missed THREE contests! Doh!




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Post Fri Feb 24, 2006 12:36 am   Reply with quote         


that is pretty skillful to miss all 3 Very Happy

I would definately go for the 'cuddling' option, he will be out of there fast than a dog with an ass full of dynamite Wink




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Location: MI

Post Fri Feb 24, 2006 12:54 am   Reply with quote         


Sometimes we just need to vent. But mason, you're in Texas, right? Seems to me you could either A) accuse him of not being American enough or 2) Send him hunting with the Veep. Failing that, you can send him my way with Satan and I'll see if I can Anthrax up his day for you.

Actually, that anthrax thing isn't very funny. But I'm too lazy to take it back.




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Post Fri Feb 24, 2006 12:55 am   Reply with quote         


Laughing Tiff




Post Fri Feb 24, 2006 1:03 am   Reply with quote         


Argh! Life is just out to get me...I have been working on a chop all day. I am nearly finished, but every time I get to this one part, just as I am about done with it, something happens. the first time, my sister got on while I was in the restroom, and closed it without saving. The second time I got to the same part, just as I was about finished, Photoshop crashed! And this part is one of the more difficult parts of my chop. &*^*&#*(%*&@%(@%@*(&%@!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mad Yuck




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Post Fri Feb 24, 2006 1:11 am   Reply with quote         


Trust me when I say that if I gave you details of my life over the past few weeks, you'd feel a lot better.




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Post Fri Feb 24, 2006 5:24 am   Reply with quote         


mason4300 wrote:
Argh! Life is just out to get me...I have been working on a chop all day. I am nearly finished, but every time I get to this one part, just as I am about done with it, something happens. the first time, my sister got on while I was in the restroom, and closed it without saving. The second time I got to the same part, just as I was about finished, Photoshop crashed! And this part is one of the more difficult parts of my chop. &*^*&#*(%*&@%(@%@*(&%@!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mad Yuck


that has happend to me one time too many ...

* at night, when all is dark and quiet, vunt sits behind his terminal and slowly morphs into... NEUROTIC SAVERMAN! *

the crtl & s (& z for that matter) on my keyboard are worn down to little stumps Laughing


Miss la Tiff: hang in there girl!




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Post Fri Feb 24, 2006 8:58 am   Reply with quote         


Queen La Tiff wrote:
Trust me when I say that if I gave you details of my life over the past few weeks, you'd feel a lot better.


Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug
Hug Group Hug! Hug
Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug

Actually I just wanted to hug ya Tiff Twisted Evil




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Post Fri Feb 24, 2006 2:43 pm   Reply with quote         


vunt van pumununt wrote:
* at night, when all is dark and quiet, vunt sits behind his terminal and slowly morphs into... NEUROTIC SAVERMAN!

the crtl & s (& z for that matter) on my keyboard are worn down to little stumps Laughing


Laughing same here. I usually save about every 40-60 seconds. heh but somehow I managed not to save the stupid thing at that point. go figure




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