Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:18 pm   Reply with quote         

First time was in a standard. It was dark and we could not see what we were doing. She chipped her tooth on the stick shift.

Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:22 pm   Reply with quote         

My wife told me she wanted to have sex in the back seat of the car. She told me to stay in the front and drive.

Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:23 pm   Reply with quote         

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Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:27 pm   Reply with quote         

my second time,

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Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:28 pm   Reply with quote         

I tried to have sex in the car. I hit a tree.

Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:30 pm   Reply with quote         

I have sex in a car every Thursday night. I hope the Nanny never buys her own car.

Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:32 pm   Reply with quote         

My first time I was raped in one of these. It was in a place called Yorkshire.

I never got a good look at the creep.

Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:37 pm   Reply with quote         

Last time I got F$%#!d was by Anfa!
http://photoshopcontest.com/photoshop-contest/1897/beach-toes.html?l=&o=votes

Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:37 pm   Reply with quote         

For me it was back in 1970 my babysitter took advantage of me in her 69 chevy. I was only going for icecream. She wanted something else?

Afterwards she turned the car towards our house and I said
"What no icecream. You just wanted to use me and then throw me away. All I'm good for is sex."

Yet she got paid for it! (Odd, isn't it?)

Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:40 pm   Reply with quote         

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Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:50 pm   Reply with quote         

My first time was a pinto. What a cute pony it was.

Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:51 pm   Reply with quote         

My first time was in a BMW. (big mouth woman)

Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:08 pm   Reply with quote         

My first time was in a tiny car with about 30 clowns.
Clowns taste funny.